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TV show · 2003 – present · 12 seasons

Two and a Half Men

★ 3.7 TMDBComedy21 min / ep

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

  1. 1

    Nangnangnangnang

    21m

  2. 2

    I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    21m

  3. 3

    This Unblessed Biscuit

    22m

  4. 4

    Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    21m

  5. 5

    Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    21m

  6. 6

    Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    21m

  7. 7

    Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    21m

  8. 8

    Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

    21m

  9. 9

    Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    21m

  10. 10

    On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    21m

  11. 11

    Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    21m

  12. 12

    Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    21m

  13. 13

    Bite Me, Supreme Court

    21m

  14. 14

    Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

    21m

  15. 15

    Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    21m

  16. 16

    How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    21m

  17. 17

    Welcome Home, Jake

    21m

  18. 18

    West Side Story

    21m

  19. 19

    Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    22m

  20. 20

    Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    21m

  21. 21

    Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    21m

  22. 22

    Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    21m

Where to watch · US

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