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TV show · 2003 – present · 12 seasons

Two and a Half Men

★ 3.7 TMDBComedy21 min / ep

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

  1. 1

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    21m

  2. 2

    People Who Love Peepholes

    21m

  3. 3

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    20m

  4. 4

    Nine Magic Fingers

    21m

  5. 5

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    20m

  6. 6

    The Squat and Hover

    21m

  7. 7

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    19m

  8. 8

    Thank You for the Intercourse

    21m

  9. 9

    Frodo's Headshots

    21m

  10. 10

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    21m

  11. 11

    What a Lovely Landing Strip

    20m

  12. 12

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    21m

  13. 13

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    20m

  14. 14

    A Possum on Chemo

    20m

  15. 15

    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    21m

  16. 16

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    20m

  17. 17

    Not in My Mouth!

    19m

  18. 18

    The War Against Gingivitis

    21m

  19. 19

    Palmdale, Ech

    21m

  20. 20

    Grandma's Pie

    21m

  21. 21

    Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

    21m

  22. 22

    Why We Gave Up Women

    21m

  23. 23

    The Straw in My Donut Hole

    21m

  24. 24

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    21m

Where to watch · US

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